Showing posts with label American. Show all posts
Showing posts with label American. Show all posts

Sunday, 18 September 2011

My apologies

My apologies for the gap in updates, I will do my best to catch up!

On this blog's companion site 'One Day - One Quote' (Check out my profile!) I posted a quote from Barack Obama today... So to balance that out, here's a little Obama related joke


Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."


The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"


"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.


"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"


Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."


To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?"




Obama portrait crop

Thursday, 15 September 2011

Ancient Methods

A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come?" And the Indian replies, "Ear sticky".