Showing posts with label Short. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Short. Show all posts

Thursday, 22 September 2011

Short and sweet

An old man came up to me at the cash machine and asked me to help him check his balance ... so i pushed him over.

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Inconsiderate Husband

Question. What is the definition of an inconsiderate husband? Answer. One who wins a trip to Paris and goes by himself, twice.